Loud, Crime-Infested and Endlessly Sassy: Is Puerto Rico Truly Ready to Become America’s 51st State?
The island territory of Peurto Rico has formally voted to become America’s 51st state.
Bonnaroo – A Festival of Heroin, Gay Sin Docking, Mud Orgies and Black Magic
Bonnaroo is more dangerous than the disease infested Coachella, Satanic Big 4 and the ass cowboy festival, Stagecoach all wrapped together in a deadly $1 taco. It is also held on the SAME day as Satan’s birthday. Coincidence, nothing evil is a coincidence...
Shimmer And Shine Are Impregnating Your Child's Mind with Terroristic Pornography!
You maybe allowing the fecal stain of Jihad in the minds of your children if you are letting these two twins of terror into your living room!
What is a Raver
We can thank Nazi German for what is known today as “Rave Parties” or as it is called in street talk “Acid Parades”. The Nazis were known for holding secret events, where they doped themselves up on heroin drugs and smoke meth rocks until all hours of the...
Literally Shaking
By far the best #literallyshaking Tweets! Some serious and some are pure humorous.
How is Mexico So Dirty, When Their Women Are Fantastic Housekeepers?
One question that has boggled my mind is how can Mexico be such a cesspool when its country is known for its ability to create the world’s fastest, most efficient and cheap costing house cleaners.
Gay Man Sues Craigslist Lover For Not “Bottoming”
Kyle Price is suing Craigslist for allowing bogus “service” posts.
Is Paul Ryan Too ‘Gay Pretty’?
The liberal eye is one that looks at something and tries to find a way to turn it into a talking point. A Conservative eye looks at something and finds the beauty in it.
Study Show That Pot Smokers More Likely to Try Homosexuality
It should be no surprise to learn those who engage in activities involving the deadly and highly addictive drug, marijuana, are at a high risk of lacing their chapped joint smoking lips with the musky taste of homosexuality.
Police Sketch Artists Given New ‘Default’ Template for Suspects
Police stations across the nation have come together to speed up the process of being able to get the word out about criminals. The best method has always been to display an artist rendering on local television networks in hopes someone can identify the s...
How to Get a Black Friend
If you are an upper middle class white male like myself, you find yourself always looking for new and interesting ventures to be involved with. Some of those ventures are that of friendship and building quality contacts within you local community and make...
Safety Pin? You Mean A Bitch Badge
For all your whiny bitches wearing safety pins in your safe spaces.
Logos That Subliminally Promote A Gay Agenda
Homosexuals are good at two things, destroying the fabric of American values and designing. So it would only be natural that these finger painting, man sac worshipers would they use their skills in color coordination and limp-wristed decor knowledge to se...
Brony Life Needs to Be Banned From American Culture
Wake up America and realize the liberal left is trying to impose its irrational sexual beliefs onto the innocent masses.
How Should I Punish My Son for Masturbating?
A writer asks how they can handle their masturbatory child.