1. Job
Has a above minimum wage job (yet it is a government job, so this might actually cancel itself out).
2. Family
His daughters have a in home relationship with him.
3. Clean Record
No record of beating his wife.
4. White Drug Abuse
Only did ‘rich man’ drugs in college.
5. No Government Assistance
Even though welfare is his favorite thing to use to win votes among blacks, he himself has never been on it.
6. No Sag
His clothes fit properly.
7. No Prison Buddies
Never been to jail.
8. FOOOURRRRR!
Golfs
9. White Speak
Can tell you the difference between a ‘vaze’ and a ‘vahze’.
10. Sticks to Brown
His wife is not white and overweight.
11. 'Educated'
Has a college degree.
12. 1 to 1 Ratio
Only has one mother to his children.
13. Travels
Goes on vacation to Hawaii (also he swims in the ocean).
14. Gives to The Tax Man
Has paid taxes.
15. No Jive
Can not dance.
